It could only happen at sea

Reading some posts from Ship Nostalgia about various faux pas, then a couple of the lads sent me their experiences I thought It might be a good topic to start and you can tell everybody yours, read these and you will get the gist.
From Dave Payze
BSL, Engineer flew into Melbourne from the UK for the MV Wellington Star.
Could not find the ship in port so went to the local BSL office.
Said ship was mid Pacific Ocean northbound so hotel booking for overnight made and "see you in the morning".
Overnight fax to Leadenhall St London resulted in a plane ticket to Wellington to join the MV Melbourne Star which was on the Kiwi coast.
Sounds like a touch of the Fitzy's there after a liquid lunch.
On departure East London South Africa for Durban it was noticed that a steam locomotive for South Africa Railways sitting on #3 hatch immediately in front of the bridge which the mates had been looking at for 3 weeks had been overcarried..
Red faces all around as this was to be delivered to East London so a smart about turn, a call for the departing pilot boat to return with the pilot, and day lost on the voyage.
I do not know if a ( traditional) engine breakdown was blamed for the return to port in the ship's paperwork as the said ship had 2 main engines.
Both stories regaled in a ship's bar at sea, so probably true , certainly possible , and believable.
Good one's Dave.
Get the idea chaps. Lets have a few entries, there must be many similar stories knocking about, just give the grey matter a bit of a stir up. A bit of embelishing won't harm a good story.
Couple here from Keith Gladman.
My second ship we got tickets from travel for St John's Newfoundland. Trouble was ship went to St John New Brunswick.
I rang our travel to point it out .
Another time they said don't book your luggage all the way to Columbo. Collect it and check it in again.
Of course our flight was delayed and we missed the connection due to collection of luggage.
From Dave Payze
BSL, Engineer flew into Melbourne from the UK for the MV Wellington Star.
Could not find the ship in port so went to the local BSL office.
Said ship was mid Pacific Ocean northbound so hotel booking for overnight made and "see you in the morning".
Overnight fax to Leadenhall St London resulted in a plane ticket to Wellington to join the MV Melbourne Star which was on the Kiwi coast.
Sounds like a touch of the Fitzy's there after a liquid lunch.
On departure East London South Africa for Durban it was noticed that a steam locomotive for South Africa Railways sitting on #3 hatch immediately in front of the bridge which the mates had been looking at for 3 weeks had been overcarried..
Red faces all around as this was to be delivered to East London so a smart about turn, a call for the departing pilot boat to return with the pilot, and day lost on the voyage.
I do not know if a ( traditional) engine breakdown was blamed for the return to port in the ship's paperwork as the said ship had 2 main engines.
Both stories regaled in a ship's bar at sea, so probably true , certainly possible , and believable.
Good one's Dave.
Get the idea chaps. Lets have a few entries, there must be many similar stories knocking about, just give the grey matter a bit of a stir up. A bit of embelishing won't harm a good story.
Couple here from Keith Gladman.
My second ship we got tickets from travel for St John's Newfoundland. Trouble was ship went to St John New Brunswick.
I rang our travel to point it out .
Another time they said don't book your luggage all the way to Columbo. Collect it and check it in again.
Of course our flight was delayed and we missed the connection due to collection of luggage.